Weekend Update

I'm lazy on weekends, and I try to do things with my life, so expect one update per weekend or so. Here's today's:

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That 15 year old kid Akon threw off stage? He's fine, but the woman he landed on isn't, and she's pissed. Seriously, how is this not something he can be sued for??

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I leave you with a video long enough to last the weekend. A (somewhat) oldie, but a goodie.

I give you Weird Al's "Trapped In The Drive Thru"